Diego

 DIEGO IS A PROFESSONAL SERIAL KILLER and knows were you live. Lorenzo is fing insane watching "spicy" stuff.  -Diego in December 2021 Diego is a kid that has been a friend of uraniumpuppy since they were young kids. He is exactly 2 days younger than uraniumpuppy. Diego and Uraniumpuppy are so alike that they are are basically siblings that live in different houses. Diego loves annoying uraniumpuppy and catching him in 4K when uraniumpuppy is watching (and masturbating to) hentai. Diego also famously made main character make the uraniumpuppy 4000 youtube channel. Diego is the reason why all of this Uraniumpuppy shit exists in the first place!

Diego's main activities
Diego likes trends and mainstream media. He also loves sports and will change what sports he plays every 4 months or so. But those are not his main activities. His main activities are catching people in 4K, especially people who watch lolis. He then reports the ped0philes to the simp police and the FBI.

He also stomps on people's kneecaps and sends them to brazil.

Bailey
Diego has a dog named Bailey.

Bailey is a small white fuzzy dog. Bailey dislikes peanut. Peanut hides from bailey. Bailey sometimes finds peanut. Peanut flees.

Bailey also has a fucking TIKTOK ACCOUNT. Even though uraniumpuppy has moved from TikTok and hates it, diego and his dog have not and they keep posting on that horrible site.

Rivalry with uraniumpuppy
Diego and Uraniumpuppy are best friends, but they still love annoying the hell out of each other all the goddamn time. Uraniumpuppy has begun working on an FNF diego mod that has diego's floating head in it. The mod is going to be a total shitpost that roasts the hell out of diego. Diego threatens to leak all the times he's caught uraniumpuppy in 4K to the simp police, and that is enough to keep him from making the mod. But he might still be making it and not telling him about it. Diego rickrolls uraniumpuppy whenever possible.

Trivia
Diego is homophobic.

Diego is represented in uraniumpuppy's videos as a floating head

Diego hates anime girls, especially shamiko

Diego plays One Night at Flumpty's. He sucked at the game and couldn't beat the flumpty night until Uraniumpuppy beat it for him first try without any experience at the game.